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Dan
Commissioner
Dan
Commissioner
Enter the realm of golfing glory with Dan D'Angelo, the Commissioner of the league and NYC's very own golf aficionado. Born and raised in the city that never sleeps, Dan brings a unique blend of urban charm and an unparalleled dedication to the game. Recently married to Casey and the proud Papa to Presley, Dan is not your average golfer. He's the kind of guy who, after receiving a severance package, decided to invest it wisely – not in a rainy day fund, but in a shiny new set of irons. That's right; while others might contemplate the practicalities of financial security, Dan decided to secure his golf game instead.
Always seemingly available to skip work for a tee time, Dan was also skilled enough to hit a hole in one on July 23rd, 2022. Since that fateful day, Dan's hole-in-one has become the stuff of legends in the league. The story is retold around golf carts like a campfire tale, with embellishments growing wilder with each telling. Some say a choir of angels serenaded the moment; others insist that the ball had a miniature NY Jets logo stamped on it for extra luck. Regardless of the details, one thing is clear – Dan D'Angelo, the commissioner, has etched his name into the golfing history books. And with each swing, he carries the weight of that legendary hole-in-one, turning every round into a quest for a repeat performance. So, if you find yourself on the links with Dan, keep your eyes peeled and your ears ready for the roar of victory that follows a swing, for you may just witness another chapter in the ongoing saga of Dan's golfing greatness. Yes, his handicap is a 14.
But what makes Dan truly legendary is not just his hole-in-one triumph but the fact that he achieved this feat amidst his rigorous gym routine at Planet Fitness. Yes, you read that right – in between reps and sets, Dan found time to perfect his swing, turning the golf course into his own personal fitness arena.
Dan's golfing strategy is as sophisticated as a New York minute – swing hard, pray harder. With a swing that could rival the force of a Broadway curtain drop, look for him to be a contender for the Pinseekers championship in 2024.
- Email:ddangelo382@gmail.com
Stephen
Hits bombs
Stephen
Hits bombs
“Meet Stephen, a towering force on the golf course at 6'0". Hailing from Philadelphia, he's forged in the fires of bagels, cheesesteaks, and grit. This powerhouse isn't found at Orange Theory; he's sculpting his strength in a real gym, crafting the prowess to send 300-yard drives soaring. With a deadly touch on the wedge, Stephen's in peak physical condition, driven by an unyielding competitive spirit. Beware, Pinseekers, the trophy is destined for his grasp – victory at all costs.”
Travis
Founding Member
Travis
Founding Member
Travis Talaric, crowned as the Pinseekers champion, channeled his every ounce of energy into the pursuit of golf perfection. However, the luster of victory on the course fades in the harsh light of reality. His singular focus on golf has left his professional life in tatters, relying solely on meager tournament winnings to sustain his family. The fairways that once symbolized triumph now bear the weight of an uncertain future for those he holds dear.
Chris
Member
Chris
Member
Meet Chris Bonner, the towering legend born in the mean streets of Clairemont, San Diego, where his golf skills were forged in the crucible of urban greens. He's not just a golf enthusiast; he's the quarterback turned golf maestro who led CSU Pueblo to a national championship in 2014, proving that precision passes translate seamlessly to precision putts.
Standing at an impressive 6'7", Chris enjoys looking down on people both figuratively and literally. Whether it's dominating the golf course or snagging the best view at concerts, he's got the height advantage covered. When he's not sinking birdies, Chris is all about hoops, sending daring parlays, and navigating the mortgage game with the finesse of a pro golfer.
Off the course, Chris is a family man with a smokeshow wife, Dakota, a daughter named Scottie, and a dog named Penn. He's not just selling mortgages; he's selling dreams – both on the green and in the housing market. Watch out golf league, Chris Bonner is here to conquer, one fairway at a time! ⛳️
Niko
Math Teacher
Niko
Math Teacher
Niko is a high school math teacher and retired basketball coach. Teaching gives him the flexibility to regularly work on his golf game which allows him to hold a single digit handicap. Niko was a runner up of the 2009 Colorado High School Golf Championship, who ultimately lost to current US Open Golf Champion Wyndam Clark by a measly 38 strokes (click here for proof). When Niko isn't teaching kids math or on the course, you can find him running trails or spending time with his beautiful wife Morgan and handsome dog Boozer.
Shane
Bombs
Shane
Bombs
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Tom
Legend
Tom
Legend
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Coleman
Savage
Coleman
Savage
"Coleman, the golf enthusiast whose love for the game is only rivaled by a passion for camping and grilling. On the green, I navigate the fairways with precision, bringing the same focused determination that fuels my off-course adventures. When not perfecting my swing, you'll find me embracing the great outdoors, setting up camp, and firing up the grill. Balancing the serenity of golf with the rugged joy of camping, I'm a golfer who thrives on both the green and the grill."
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Jay Filley
Clutch
Jay Filley
Clutch
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Michael
Mike B
Michael
Mike B
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Andrew Schackel
New Pinseeker
Andrew Schackel
New Pinseeker
Evan
Skozo
Evan
Skozo
Meet Evan Koehn, a man whose alter ego, Skozo, is as enigmatic as his penchant for placing the most ludicrous parlays. Hailing from parts unknown, Evan is a mastermind in the art of combining unlikely events into a single, high-stakes gamble.
Beyond his risky sports betting escapades, Evan is a pinseeker through and through. The golf course is his sanctuary, where the chaotic world of parlays takes a back seat to the serene greens and fairways. Evan's love for golf extends beyond the game itself; it's a lifestyle. His golf attire resembles a mix between a flamboyant superhero costume and a vintage golf catalog. Skozo, after all, doesn't just play golf; he puts on a show.
While the world questions the sanity of Skozo's parlays,, one thing remains undisputed – Skozo is a force to be reckoned with on the golf course. His swings are as unpredictable as his parlay picks, and his dedication to the game is a testament to the fine line between madness and genius.
So, if you ever find yourself teeing off with Evan Koehn, be prepared for an unpredictable round of golf, peppered with miraculous eagle putts as well as some triple bogeys. Because in Skozo's world, the odds are always in his favor, both on the course and in the sportsbook.
- Email:Skozo@Skozo.com
Wyndam
Athlete
Wyndam
Athlete
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Oliver
Entrepreneur
Oliver
Entrepreneur
In the lush greens of the battlefield, where clubs clash and balls fly, emerges a golfer unlike any other. Behold! The person who might not swing the best, but like a shadowy steed in the night, can swoop in and claim victory when least expected. With an athletic build that rivals that of ancient Olympians, this golfer can out-sprint any caddie, opponent, or errant golf cart that dares cross their path.
But beware! For this is not just a physical contest, but a battle of wits as well. Dubbed the Einstein of the fairways, this golfer’s strategic prowess is unparalleled, plotting courses that would leave competitors bewildered and caddies in awe. And let’s not overlook the most fearsome weapon in their arsenal: a sense of style that can dazzle and distract. Dressed not just for success but for domination, their wardrobe is as sharp as their game, featuring an array of attire in the most majestic of hues: teal. Yes, teal, the color of champions, of the serene yet stormy sea, a color that whispers both calm and conquest.
So, to all who dare set foot on the green against this par-phenomenon, be warned. You’re not just up against a golfer; you’re facing a legend in the making. A dark horse draped in teal, sprinting towards victory with style and smarts. Fear, competitors, for the course is their kingdom, and they’re here to claim the throne.
Will
New Pinseeker
Will
New Pinseeker
I am the beast
Feed me rappers or feed me beats
I'm untamed, I need a leash
I'm insane, I need a shrink
[redacted]
Why complain on Easy Street?
I don't even talk, I let the Visa speak
And I like my Sprite Easter pink
- Weezy Fuck em up CU" Baby
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- Email:rocketman@rocketman.com
Linden Howard
New Pinseeker
Linden Howard
New Pinseeker
I am the beast
Feed me rappers or feed me beats
I'm untamed, I need a leash
I'm insane, I need a shrink
[redacted]
Why complain on Easy Street?
I don't even talk, I let the Visa speak
And I like my Sprite Easter pink
- Weezy Fuck em up CU" Baby
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- Email:rocketman@rocketman.com
Tyler
Member
Tyler
Member
"Fire me the fuck up"
- Tyler
Max
Legend
Max
Legend
Introducing Max Dougherty, our perpetually traveling golfer who's become quite adept at missing league days. While his swing might not always hit the mark, Max's enthusiasm for the game is unwavering. With a cold beer in hand and a smile on his face, Max aims to bring comradery and good vibes to the league, even if his scorecard makes it difficult sometimes. An impressively inconsistent competitor who cares more about the 19th hole than birdies and pars, Max looks forward to competing for this year’s Pinseeker’s championship as he builds on his strong performance in the ‘23 season (he finished in last place).
Evan
Member
Evan
Member
Evan, a dedicated golfer, finds solace on the greens, navigating fairways with precision and a love for the sport. Beyond golf, his adrenaline-fueled side comes to life as he hits the dirt trails on his dirtbike, embracing the thrill of off-road adventures. Motorcycles are not just a mode of transportation for Evan; they represent freedom and the open road. Having made the bold move to Colorado, Evan now immerses himself in the breathtaking landscapes, from the towering peaks of the Rocky Mountains to the vast expanses of scenic wilderness. His decision to explore the great outdoors reflects a deep appreciation for nature's beauty and a desire to live life to the fullest. In the midst of his outdoor pursuits, Evan enjoys unwinding with a well-deserved beer, savoring the moments of tranquility and camaraderie that come with it. Whether it's sharing stories after a day on the golf course or swapping tales around a campfire after a dirtbike adventure, Evan embraces the social aspects of life, creating connections and memories in the heart of Colorado's rugged charm.
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Jake Ayer
New Pinseeker
Jake Ayer
New Pinseeker
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